Horse Meat

I give you Hamilton Burger, a kid who was always getting his buns kicked in school;  a kid who couldn’t cut the mustard.  Burger kept finding himself in a pickle even  as he tried to catch-up to the others.  Hamilton Burger.   As an adult,  he was always sauced.  Life ground him down until he could no longer take the grilling.   In the end, he was fried.  Hamilton Burger succumbed to a “Coke” overdose,  said his  doctor.   He had been down to his last straw.

ARGH!!!!